Tuesday, April 04, 2006
The Hammer is now...well...a toilet plunger
Tom Delay will be leaving us in November! Woohoo! Oh for the love of the Spaghetti Monster....this is the best news I've heard in a long time! Oh Tom.....feeling calm now with your decision, huh? Is that what you said this morning? You made it sound like your decision was to protect your fellow Texans in November, but really, we all know that the people who used to work for you are now turning against you and you will be going to jail! So, 'calm' my arse! Only criminals say they've found their center when they are either facing loads of jail time or are facing the death penalty. And why are you so joyful about your decision to resign? To spend more time with your family? Bah hahahahahaha....oh yeah right. You're "joyful" because you don't want to give the impression that you are scared sh*tless of facing 'Bruce'...your new cell mate! It's kind of like your mugshot....oh yes....you were smiling in it, but we all know that if no one in the country knew who the hell you were.....YOU WOULD HAVE HAD THAT SCARED SH*TLESS LOOK ON YOUR FACE INSTEAD! You're a fraud and you know that, don't you Hammer? So, what will Americans call you now? Toilet plunger? It seems to fit well since over the years all you've done in your political career is suck all the sh*tty criminals into our Capitol and you act like it is no big deal that sh*t is running down the side of the tank for others to clean up! Americans, who love our system of government and who love our country, are glad the you are leaving. You can't leave fast enough for us! Take your sh*t with you too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bye!!!!
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