Saturday, May 13, 2006
Rove Monster told Lunkhead he will be indicted
Hey, how did that picture get in here? I wanted a picture of Karl Rove and got the Creature from the Black Lagoon instead...what the.... Well, well, well, the Rove Monster has told Lunkhead (our president) that he will resign once the indictments against him come forth in connection with CIA operative outing. (Thankya Jeesuhs!) Apparently, insiders within the White House are confirming this anonymously and they are also saying there will be a list of indictments....one of which will be perjury. We already knew the Monster was lying his ass off to the Grand Jury to protect Bush and the other lying Warpigs in the People's House, but what is so irritating is that it has taken two years for it to finally come to light!!! I don't know about you, but I want the Rove Monster to be sent back to his lagoon to live for a long time and I want a very large rock placed on top of him to keep his squirmy, scaley, slimey body from ever coming back to the surface. Sounds good to me, but I'm sure Lunkhead will figure out a way to have cellphone contact with him because the Monster has been the man's brain for years.....and we are already seeing Lunkhead slip into madness just in the last two weeks since Rove's departure! The Monster said he wanted to spend more time focusing on the upcoming elections (translation: The Monster wants to figure out how to steal, fix, rig, or manipulate the mid-term and next presidential election without anyone catching on this time) and from that moment....Bush has had that 'deer caught in the headlights' look. Bush can't function without Rove and after admitting to us this past week that his surveillance program is really cool and wicked legal (notice how Constitutional scholars haven't come out to support his position...why?....because no one who has studied the Constitution will agree with Bush!....why?....because his gigantic spy program is illegal!).....I'm afraid of what he will admit to all of us next week! Rove's indictment and possible future jail time will be good for the country because it will show accountability and most Americans want to see that right now, but I'm not so sure it will be good for this White House who is cracking at the seems. This is a White House who doesn't like to lose any battle no matter what kind of battle it is, so it makes you wonder what's in store for us now? Scary to think about.
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