Sunday, July 30, 2006
Just me and my piano...
Here is Condoleeza Rice tackling the death and destruction in the Middle East. Playing her piano has been crutial in ignoring what is happening over there. Yup, it's her foreign policy! While Lebanese children are being blown to smitherreens, Condi sits at her piano and talks with the Israelis. She tells them that everything will be fine because they're killing Lebanese babies. As she performs tearfully through Bach, she suddenly grins because her cell phone is ringing and she sees that it is the Lebanese government. They tell her not to come to their country to talk because her meer presence in their country would cause more death and destruction. They don't trust her. Throwing her head back in glee and knowing that she can play her piano some more, she whips through a Michael Bolten tune and exclaims to the Israeli government who have now gathered around her piano like flies on shit, "Launch more bombs at Lebanon because we want a ceasefire, we want peace and please do tell where the best place to buy expensive shoes is at!". Aren't we lucky that we have a Secretary of State who plays piano while ignoring the reality of the situation in the Middle East. Hell, she's just like her Georgie, now isn't she?
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