Sunday, July 02, 2006
Today's joke...
WHAT HAPPENED TO STANLEY?
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and
George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans
don't have health insurance?
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that
they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question
time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his
name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have 6 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans
don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
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My....what a loney little thread.
No wonder you go to americablog. No one reads your shit in here so you go where others have to read your crap.
By the way...this really is an inane page....no wonder there are no posts
No wonder you go to americablog. No one reads your shit in here so you go where others have to read your crap.
By the way...this really is an inane page....no wonder there are no posts
# posted by 
: 7/02/2006 07:25:00 PM
: 7/02/2006 07:25:00 PM
"No one reads your shit in here so you go where others have to read your crap."??
Then why did you come here??
Prick!
x91167
Then why did you come here??
Prick!
x91167
# posted by : 7/03/2006 01:06:00 AM
: 7/03/2006 01:06:00 AM 
My, my, my, what a sorry ass neocon you are who spends his day coming up with excuses as to why your Fuehrer lies like he does! You must be exhausted, little neocon! What do you do all day? Wow! You hang out at Americablog all day too because you know that I do and the only way you would know that is if you were there all day too! And why do you hang there all day? BECAUSE THE RIGHT WING BLOGS ARE FULL OF BULLSHIT! THEY'RE FULL OF LIES, DECEITS, AND DISTORTIONS AND YOU ARE SUCH A WINGNUT....THEY WON'T EVEN LET YOU JOIN THEIR LITTLE CIRCLES OF DECEIT BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPIDER THAN THEY ARE! So, you're a lonely little neocon......hanging out at Americablog, hoping someday the liberals will like you. Awwwwwwwww.....how cute.
Shhh, if you listen closely, you can hear the troll slapping itself in the chest repeatedly like a gorilla... here's hoping it's holding a pair of scissors while it does so...
Anyway, back on topic: thanks for the laugh. However, I need to quit reading your blog while drinking; this is the third time I've had to wipe down the monitor. ;)
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Anyway, back on topic: thanks for the laugh. However, I need to quit reading your blog while drinking; this is the third time I've had to wipe down the monitor. ;)
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