Friday, September 15, 2006
Joke of the day sent to me from an online friend...
What position do George & Laura Bush aways have sex in?
Laura on top, because George can only 'fuck up'!
Laura on top, because George can only 'fuck up'!
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No the actual position is with The Idiot snoring and Pickles trying to insert the batteries in her new "best friend"
I bet they don't even have sex with each other, Clif. I bet Laura is last in line after Rove, Sean Hannity, and the Ambassador to Poland (can't remember his name but he's the guy who Bush had a romp with back in the 1980's!! Was his last name Ashe?).
Poor Laura...poor little librarian Laura. She married a closet gay!
Did you see Bush frothing at the mouth when David Gregory was trying to stand up to ask Bush a question? Bush just needs to admit he likes men and then go on with life!!!
Poor Laura...poor little librarian Laura. She married a closet gay!
Did you see Bush frothing at the mouth when David Gregory was trying to stand up to ask Bush a question? Bush just needs to admit he likes men and then go on with life!!!
heh.. who says they have sex? I think Laura is gettin it from secret service guy, and Bush is doin it with Condi.
Chris
Chris
# posted by 
: 9/16/2006 05:45:00 PM
: 9/16/2006 05:45:00 PM
"Nutroots" a.k.a. mti...
You're not taking your medicine, again, sweetie! How can you stay fit and strong to browse all of those DMV files to search for errant vanity plate abusers if you don't take your medsies?
Now, be a good boy and run along and let the adults visit, okay? There's a good little fascist mongrel!
You're not taking your medicine, again, sweetie! How can you stay fit and strong to browse all of those DMV files to search for errant vanity plate abusers if you don't take your medsies?
Now, be a good boy and run along and let the adults visit, okay? There's a good little fascist mongrel!
# posted by : 9/16/2006 06:40:00 PM
: 9/16/2006 06:40:00 PM
Lolololololol!
Mutt... sweetheart... I am TRYING to tell you, Snookums, IT'S NOT KAY THAT'S VISITING YOU! You're not very smart, are you?
She doesn't care that you're an elitist dupe, son! As for me, I LOVE tormenting the incredibly stupid! I merely turned on my 'Moron Direction Finder' and it led me straight to "Muttworld -- Assholes As They Are!" and there you were... all five hundred pounds of fermenting Moosehead of you!
You're not the only one that goes cruisin' around Blogland, Ben Mutt! Hey... you're not going to squeal like a stuck pig to the DMV about me, now, are you? I'm all a-tremblin' here!
Sorry, Kay, if this moron thinks I'm you... you gotta realize that the boy's not too bright! A lot of in-breeding there. The result of one evening's wild and abandon between a brother and sister on the family Zamboni up in Montreal!
Mutt is a paranoid delusional, and he really shouldn't be left on his own. I try to look after the boy, but it's hard because he keeps me at arm's length deleting my posts all of the time.
Mutt, honey... now be a good little boy and go back to Muttworld where even the stupid look... well... just as stupid as anywhere else!
Sorry about this, Kay... I try... I really do! He's a load in my pants, this boy!
Mutt... sweetheart... I am TRYING to tell you, Snookums, IT'S NOT KAY THAT'S VISITING YOU! You're not very smart, are you?
She doesn't care that you're an elitist dupe, son! As for me, I LOVE tormenting the incredibly stupid! I merely turned on my 'Moron Direction Finder' and it led me straight to "Muttworld -- Assholes As They Are!" and there you were... all five hundred pounds of fermenting Moosehead of you!
You're not the only one that goes cruisin' around Blogland, Ben Mutt! Hey... you're not going to squeal like a stuck pig to the DMV about me, now, are you? I'm all a-tremblin' here!
Sorry, Kay, if this moron thinks I'm you... you gotta realize that the boy's not too bright! A lot of in-breeding there. The result of one evening's wild and abandon between a brother and sister on the family Zamboni up in Montreal!
Mutt is a paranoid delusional, and he really shouldn't be left on his own. I try to look after the boy, but it's hard because he keeps me at arm's length deleting my posts all of the time.
Mutt, honey... now be a good little boy and go back to Muttworld where even the stupid look... well... just as stupid as anywhere else!
Sorry about this, Kay... I try... I really do! He's a load in my pants, this boy!
# posted by : 9/16/2006 08:05:00 PM
: 9/16/2006 08:05:00 PM
From now on I will be deleting the trolls comments that are posted here. Why? Because this is my blog and I don't want to hear the constant bantering of the assholes who reflect the attitude of the assholes in the White House.
The End.
I'm so glad you (liberals, democrats, & rational republicans) all visited my blog today! I love it. You all keep me motivated!
The End.
I'm so glad you (liberals, democrats, & rational republicans) all visited my blog today! I love it. You all keep me motivated!
Mutt! I love ya!!! Keep up the good work and I would love it if you boxed the daylights out of the trolls when I'm not on here. I'll call you "Rocky Neocon Basher Balboa", okay? LOL
Oops! I called a rational thinking person "Mutt" by mistake! My bad.
Not sure what your blog name is but thanks for punching the daylights out of the trolls. :-)
Not sure what your blog name is but thanks for punching the daylights out of the trolls. :-)
*Sigh* Lord knows, I try!
Sorry again, Kay!
Mutt... now I told you, Bubba, get into your jammies and get straight to bed! If you won't mind, you won't be allowed to watch the election come November!
What would Uncle Blow-monkey say if he saw your sassiness? He and Aunti Condi would refuse to come over and perform lewd and indecent acts upon and with you!
Now, for the LAST TIME, Mutty, you march right up those stairs, young man, and get into your customized Zamboni bunk bed! I had that flown here on an airline that I knew the Zionists didn't have a Global Hawk flight interception system installed in any of their aircraft, so it would actually get here in one piece!
Now... smarten-up, or Aunti Condi won't read you a nice bedtime story -- "How We Let The Zionist Bastards Destroy New York."
Sheesh!
Sorry again, Kay!
Mutt... now I told you, Bubba, get into your jammies and get straight to bed! If you won't mind, you won't be allowed to watch the election come November!
What would Uncle Blow-monkey say if he saw your sassiness? He and Aunti Condi would refuse to come over and perform lewd and indecent acts upon and with you!
Now, for the LAST TIME, Mutty, you march right up those stairs, young man, and get into your customized Zamboni bunk bed! I had that flown here on an airline that I knew the Zionists didn't have a Global Hawk flight interception system installed in any of their aircraft, so it would actually get here in one piece!
Now... smarten-up, or Aunti Condi won't read you a nice bedtime story -- "How We Let The Zionist Bastards Destroy New York."
Sheesh!
# posted by : 9/16/2006 09:10:00 PM
: 9/16/2006 09:10:00 PM
"How We Let The Zionist Bastards Destroy New York."
Not a bedtime story! We lived it on 9/11/01!!!!
The End.
Not a bedtime story! We lived it on 9/11/01!!!!
The End.
Alas, fair lady... I am a man of many names, and yet no name to call my own!
Your generous gift of a handle is much appreciated. My young ward --as belligerent as he is -- needs me, and I confess a certain 'soft spot' for the arrogant little cuss, despite his Bohemian manner and Cro-Magnon table manners!
He is a dupe, first class; and unwilling to see the truth before his eyes. I've been working with the lad for months, and it might be the most extreme idealism on my part, but I one day envision a Mutt exorcised of all elitist tripe and similarly foul and noxious paraphernalia!
Until we next meet, dear lady, I am your servant!
"Rocky"
Your generous gift of a handle is much appreciated. My young ward --as belligerent as he is -- needs me, and I confess a certain 'soft spot' for the arrogant little cuss, despite his Bohemian manner and Cro-Magnon table manners!
He is a dupe, first class; and unwilling to see the truth before his eyes. I've been working with the lad for months, and it might be the most extreme idealism on my part, but I one day envision a Mutt exorcised of all elitist tripe and similarly foul and noxious paraphernalia!
Until we next meet, dear lady, I am your servant!
"Rocky"
# posted by : 9/16/2006 09:46:00 PM
: 9/16/2006 09:46:00 PM
Rocky is here!!! Woohoo!! Well, Mr. Rocky, keep those punching gloves on and don't stop punching the cannonball heads of the neocons!
In the meantime, I will delete their comments. LOL Having listened to them talk for the past 6 years along with their Propaganda Machine in Washington, I will no longer hurt my eyes/ears. Each time I delete a comment, I will scream, "Bwa hahahahahahahaha!", and it will feel good. :-)
Keep up the good work Rocky!!! :-)
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In the meantime, I will delete their comments. LOL Having listened to them talk for the past 6 years along with their Propaganda Machine in Washington, I will no longer hurt my eyes/ears. Each time I delete a comment, I will scream, "Bwa hahahahahahahaha!", and it will feel good. :-)
Keep up the good work Rocky!!! :-)
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