Thursday, November 09, 2006

 

I hope Rush Limbaugh chokes on his own vomit

Rush Limbaugh (or Ass Limbo as I like to call him) seems to have had an awakening. Oh wait. He has? Could it be true? Could he have seen the light after Tuesday's historic election and now wants everyone to believe that he was never part of the 'Pack of Fascist Thieves' in the White House for years now and was only spewing THEIR CRAP because he just felt it was for the good of the nation and thought it was needed? What!!! The man is completely freaking insane!

Here's part of what he said (you can read the rest above in the title link):

"I'M LIBERATED NOW"

"I HAD TO COME IN AND BUCK UP AND MAKE EXCUSES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DESERVE IT"

"I WILL NO LONGER CARRY THE WATER FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT DESERVE TO HAVE THEIR WATER CARRIED"
Oh, okay Ass Limbo. After all these years, you're now deciding that your gig was just a lie so you could collect a paycheck to swoon all the wives you've had in your measly life, huh? Is that what you're trying to imply with these statements? Well, you're lying and spewing again and you freaking know it.

What Rush Limbaugh did was to react just like the Nazis would have had they been put in the same predicated (and before they committed suicide). Instead of going against the democrats and saying his normal spew of hatred, he decided to wash himself of his own filthy, rotten, stinking party that he has praised and helped develop for years now. Why? To make himself feel better and to NOT TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS CONTRIBUTION IN WHAT HE'S DONE TO THIS COUNTRY FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS OR SO. The Nazis would have done the same thing! Instead of defending what they did (because in their mind what they did was right, just, and pure for the "good of the country") against those who would have exposed the atrocities, they would have said things like, "I never liked what was happening" or "It never felt right to me to be killing these people or making them out to be animals to help out our cause" or "I never really wanted to 'carry the water' for these folks, but did so, because we knew the stakes were high" (this last statement is part of what Ass Limbo said to his listeners on Wednesday).

This man has "killed" Americans, you know, the ones that are for the poor, for peace, for love, and for the good of the country. Ass Limbo is the opposite of all that and when Americans kicked his type to the curb, across the parking lot, and down the street on Tuesday, he held his head in shame but couldn't let us liberals, democrats, or rational republicans get away with making him look bad. He decided instead to make himself out to be the victim. This seems to be a pattern with "this type of person". They're pathetic people and Ass Limbo is their leader.

I spit on him...I spit on his face...I spit on everyone who has ever believed a word coming out of this asshole's mouth...and I spit on any future children he may have if he decides to not force an abortion on the woman. He deserves to be fired from our country for even THINKING that he was doing any good for our country for years now.

That's how I see it. He gets no respect from me at all. His words meant nothing to those of us who live in reality. I hope he gets the Karma he freaking deserves which I hope comes in the form of a liberal behind the wheel of a car, who reaches for some water on the floor, while her child in the back seat says aloud, "Mommy, I'll carry that water for you!", and the liberal proceeds to run over Limbaugh. He dies and is found with the bottle of water shoved down his throat.

Or... I hope he chokes on his own vomit while spewing their crap tomorrow and downing the pills with vodka that he says he's not doing anymore!

Spit.

Comments:
Limbaugh is to full of himself to choke on his own vomit.

In fact Limbaugh probably took a handful of pills, and groped the neighbor girl before making his little confession.
 
In fact Limbaugh probably took a handful of pills, and groped the neighbor girl before making his little confession.


I believe you're right here Larry! Of course, one minor detail was left out of it: the little neighbor was actually a boy.

I bet Rush Limbaugh is one of the gays that Bill Maher is going to out soon!!!! Woohoo!!!! Rush being gay explains a lot.
 
I hope he chokes on his own vomit...

Nope. Too good for the likes of Rush. I hope he chokes on someone else's vomit!
 
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