White Noise Insanity

whats this say on the front here?
 

"Could someone (hiccup) please pass me the bottle of Cognac (burp) because my dad is in the building and....(hiccup)...(burp)....(1/2 hiccup), I need to look proper..."
 

"Here, you take this study thingy. I don't know what it is and don't care"
 

I think Joe in DC of AMERICAblog came up with a good one for this picture:

"I've got your stupid report. Now, get the hell out of the White House."

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/12/bush-will-take-study-group-report-very.html

He doesn't know that he did but I think it's a winner!
 

I now have more ideas for investing in my very own retirement I. R. A.
 

LOL Dirk. That could be his one way ticket to Paraguay he's holding too!!!
 

"I'm waitin' fer the Michael Moore movie to come out. I don't wanna know how it ends..."
 

LOL JP. Can you imagine if Michael Moore did do a movie that consisted of footage from the last few years? Wow! That would be a blockbuster for sure and a long movie at that!