Friday, December 29, 2006
Condi's Success
Sweet Condi Rice wraps up two years as Secretary of State with nothing related to success for her to report.
In fact, Condi appears to enter her third year of failure by doing virtually the same things she has done the past two years. Nothing.
Condi did help in the removal of Colin Powell so she could havve greater access to the shopping malls of the world, but that accomplishment brought her gain, with nothing for America.
Condi has made 37 overseas trips with no accomplishments with little or no diplomatic victories and very little follow up.
Condi has done nothing to bring peace to the Mideast, much less to Iraq. Condi has done nothing to broker peace between Israel and its enemies.
Condi refuses to talk with Iran, North Korea and other potential enemies of the world. She has done nothing to bring diplomacy to America's most vocal enemies.
Condi does have a few accomplishments to boast of this holiday season.
Condi managed once again to spend another extended vacation with the apple of her eye King George on his run down plantation.
Condo has also managed to buy hundreds of hollow shaped outfits on her overseas jaunts, which always matches her equally hollow personality.
Condi hasn't brokered any peace deals to end the needless war in Iraq. Condo hasn't made any attempts to stifle China's extended grip on the American economy. Condi hasn't done anything to help bring our troops home.
Condi may have failed miserably at being the voice of reason and she may have failed miserably at bring peace to the Mideast, but Condi has one major accomplishment that no other can enjoy.
She has caught the withered and ruthless eye of her special Georgie and that is all that really matters to her.
In fact, Condi appears to enter her third year of failure by doing virtually the same things she has done the past two years. Nothing.
Condi did help in the removal of Colin Powell so she could havve greater access to the shopping malls of the world, but that accomplishment brought her gain, with nothing for America.
Condi has made 37 overseas trips with no accomplishments with little or no diplomatic victories and very little follow up.
Condi has done nothing to bring peace to the Mideast, much less to Iraq. Condi has done nothing to broker peace between Israel and its enemies.
Condi refuses to talk with Iran, North Korea and other potential enemies of the world. She has done nothing to bring diplomacy to America's most vocal enemies.
Condi does have a few accomplishments to boast of this holiday season.
Condi managed once again to spend another extended vacation with the apple of her eye King George on his run down plantation.
Condo has also managed to buy hundreds of hollow shaped outfits on her overseas jaunts, which always matches her equally hollow personality.
Condi hasn't brokered any peace deals to end the needless war in Iraq. Condo hasn't made any attempts to stifle China's extended grip on the American economy. Condi hasn't done anything to help bring our troops home.
Condi may have failed miserably at being the voice of reason and she may have failed miserably at bring peace to the Mideast, but Condi has one major accomplishment that no other can enjoy.
She has caught the withered and ruthless eye of her special Georgie and that is all that really matters to her.
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Hi Larry! Glad to have you back here posting. I've missed you. ;-)
Did you see Condi in Bush's press conference yesterday at the ranch? OMG. The woman disgusts me! She stood behind Bush will her face down most of the time and had a look about her like she'd rather be shoe shopping. What the hell!!!
She is the suckiest Secretary of State our nation has ever, ever had. In fact, the whole Cabal is the worst Cabinet our country has ever seen!!
You're right too. She's done nothing. Nothing!!!! That alone should have her fired, but then again, the Pigs around her haven't done anything either. Spit.
Did you see Condi in Bush's press conference yesterday at the ranch? OMG. The woman disgusts me! She stood behind Bush will her face down most of the time and had a look about her like she'd rather be shoe shopping. What the hell!!!
She is the suckiest Secretary of State our nation has ever, ever had. In fact, the whole Cabal is the worst Cabinet our country has ever seen!!
You're right too. She's done nothing. Nothing!!!! That alone should have her fired, but then again, the Pigs around her haven't done anything either. Spit.
Thanks Kay,
I didn't desert you just out of commission but am back and you're right Condi is enough to make a viewer puke.
Why don't they just get a room and leave the rest of us alone?
We done well before Bush and his bucktoothed moll and we will do far better once they are gone.
I didn't desert you just out of commission but am back and you're right Condi is enough to make a viewer puke.
Why don't they just get a room and leave the rest of us alone?
We done well before Bush and his bucktoothed moll and we will do far better once they are gone.
Exactly Larry!!! It's almost as if they put their policies in place in 2001 and have just sat back and collected their dues and have done nothing.
I despise them.
Did you have a nice holiday?
I despise them.
Did you have a nice holiday?
Kay,
My holiday was fine except I had to hear the stinkin news telling what the idiot Bush and his buck toothed lover had to eat.
That was pathetic.
My holiday was fine except I had to hear the stinkin news telling what the idiot Bush and his buck toothed lover had to eat.
That was pathetic.
I know. It truly was, but I suppose they've caused so much bad in the world that the media has to report what these asswipes are eating!!!
I would rather hear about Britanny puking her guts out on Paris's favorite needlepoint than hear anything about Bush.
Larry, very good summary of Condi's total failures. The best I've read. Of course she isn't there to do anything but further the Neo agenda, so in that sense she's a success.
kayinmaine, I dig your comments at AMBlog!
kayinmaine, I dig your comments at AMBlog!
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: 12/29/2006 10:06:00 PM
: 12/29/2006 10:06:00 PM
Thanks Mirth.
Condi is as worthless as anyone on their payroll. She is more worthless than Harriet Miers who also gazes at Bush with the drool of a lovelorn child.
Condi is as worthless as anyone on their payroll. She is more worthless than Harriet Miers who also gazes at Bush with the drool of a lovelorn child.
Condi's success,...Larry that is an oxymoron, don't ya know.
Sort of like .... honest repug
or.... military intelligence.
Sort of like .... honest repug
or.... military intelligence.
If we are not careful. We are gonna exhaust Bush's entire vocabulary on one thread of the Blog here, then he's gonna have to either have Pickles, or if she is passed out, sneak Condi in ther backdoor again to read the blog for him again....whoops I think I did it already......LOL
I think it was that vocabulary word.
I think it was that vocabulary word.
I wonder if Pickles got crocked at Christmas dinner over the "stay the course meal" I guess I used another catch phrase.
No but she knows about "cut and run", that is Condi's move when Pickles wakes up too soon after passing out.
In fact the recent strategery Bush is considering is actually his misunderstanding Condi's wish somebody would surge Pickles meds.
Bush actually though Condi worried about Iraq at all.
In fact the recent strategery Bush is considering is actually his misunderstanding Condi's wish somebody would surge Pickles meds.
Bush actually though Condi worried about Iraq at all.
Pickles has so much on her plate trying to be the diligent neo-con wife, attending dozens of parties each week where the social drink is just a pitcher or two.
She is also busy raising two equally abrasive twins who haven't met a pitcher of martinis and a platter of powder they didn't exhume.
Pickles also must tend to the needs of her man. Getting the right sheets to match Condi's enlarged legs is so hard.
She is also busy raising two equally abrasive twins who haven't met a pitcher of martinis and a platter of powder they didn't exhume.
Pickles also must tend to the needs of her man. Getting the right sheets to match Condi's enlarged legs is so hard.
But you know pickles has a way to keep George busy, she gives him some gum.
takes a lot of brain power for him to keep from biting himself at that time.
takes a lot of brain power for him to keep from biting himself at that time.
When Condi gets Georgie's gum stuck in her teeth, she thinks it's a trophy, why do you think she accomplished so little the last two years, she spends all her time admiring her gum collection.
Thanks Mirth for the compliment! I spent most of the night beating a neocon with my Captain Caveman club, but had a good time as you can tell. ;-)
If Condi's big tooth ever comes out in the course of teaching Georgie french kissing she will have another gap to fill beside the gap in her mind.
Larry, she is a gapped toothed bitch, isn't she? That was my pet name for her for years. I need to start using it again. ;-)
CNN is going to release photos of Saddam's execution. Sick! What is wrong with our media that they would show this crap? It's for Bush's base, isn't it? Spit.
He was hanged because his signature was on a document that mentioned the murders of the 148 people? What the hell?!!!
I am embarrassed once again to be an American. Bush has shamed our nation to no end.
With that, I'm going to bed. Nite Larry and Clif (and Mirth!!).
I am embarrassed once again to be an American. Bush has shamed our nation to no end.
With that, I'm going to bed. Nite Larry and Clif (and Mirth!!).
It doesn't matter which end she is kissing because both are the same and she obviously has kissed one end more than the other.
That is why Bush has that swagger. The buck tooth hurts his cheeks.
That is why Bush has that swagger. The buck tooth hurts his cheeks.
BTW do you think Georgie has Condi convinced he has a special gum dispenser?
Since Pickles face froze when he asked her for a "Monica"...
Everybody thinks it's the meds that caused her "look' but it is the cognitive dissonance between what he asked for and the picture of Monica and Bill that was drummed into her brain 24-7 for the last two years of Clinton's years in the white house.
Since Pickles face froze when he asked her for a "Monica"...
Everybody thinks it's the meds that caused her "look' but it is the cognitive dissonance between what he asked for and the picture of Monica and Bill that was drummed into her brain 24-7 for the last two years of Clinton's years in the white house.
Pickles thinks a Monica is a german monicle that Bush needs to see how stunningly beautiful she thinks she is.
Don't mention German and Bush in the same sentence, Pickles hasn't gotten over the raw advanced Georgie made on that German hussy in front of the entire planet.
pickles usually is passed out and the MSM is no where around. Georgie just forgetted where he was.
pickles usually is passed out and the MSM is no where around. Georgie just forgetted where he was.
Pickles can't understand why Bush would massage a dried up mold windbag in front of the world, and not want to massage the shoulders of a plastic drunk.
Bush was just reminiscing his Yale days of drunken carousing.
Fortunately for Tony Blair he does not remember skull and bones much. But KKKarl Rove lives for THOSE days, and Condi is still puzzled about them, thus the look on her face most days Rove or Melhman were around late at night.
Fortunately for Tony Blair he does not remember skull and bones much. But KKKarl Rove lives for THOSE days, and Condi is still puzzled about them, thus the look on her face most days Rove or Melhman were around late at night.
Maybe Condi thinks Skull and Bones is referring to her body which is giving the buck tooth hag a compliment.
Bush is never gonna tell her that is the only reason she is in his life, it reminds him of the night he got initiated, and had to sleep in the coffin with Geronimo's bones, Bush relives that experience with Condi every change he gets.
In fact come to think of it Condi does looks like a zombie version of Geronimo after 100 years of decomposition.
In fact come to think of it Condi does looks like a zombie version of Geronimo after 100 years of decomposition.
Now you're giving Condi a compliment.
Bush sleeps with buck tooth all the while he is dreaming of Harriet and her withered up carcass.
Bush sleeps with buck tooth all the while he is dreaming of Harriet and her withered up carcass.
Naw Harriet reminds Georgie of those long cold night with Mummy in Kennebunkport. That is where Georgie started his decadent behavior. and the memories do haunt him, but the booze and cocaine did kill enough brain cells so it is just a vague bad memory that carousing Harriets shriveled up buttocks relieves for some reason.
Condi is all about dead indian bones.
Condi is all about dead indian bones.
I don't know which is worse for Georgie.
The shriveled up buttocks or the dried up look of indian bones, or the plastic smile of a drunk in heat.
The shriveled up buttocks or the dried up look of indian bones, or the plastic smile of a drunk in heat.
With the cocaine and booze destroyed brain of the IDIOT, it is about all the same for him now. Condi brings back a scary but good memory which includes desire for Rove.
Harriet sooths the frightened child mind but stirs the anger at life for not giving him a better childhood, after all he did have to attend school.
Pickles is all the brain really associates with fun, she was usually the last face he saw before he vomited on her and passed out such sweet memories they share between them.
Harriet sooths the frightened child mind but stirs the anger at life for not giving him a better childhood, after all he did have to attend school.
Pickles is all the brain really associates with fun, she was usually the last face he saw before he vomited on her and passed out such sweet memories they share between them.
Don't forget the drunk and the plastic faced zombie created two exceptionally wild girls that would rather party till they puke then get a job or go to mIraq where they belong.
The demon seeds didn't fall far from the tree of woe in their case.
The demon seeds didn't fall far from the tree of woe in their case.
Hell Larry what would you do if you Dad puked on you for ther first 5-6 years of your life?
Follow his example of destroying your brain cells to destroy those memories.
As for hiding from combat just like daddy, well they think that they are entitled after all daddy leads the military, one Bush screwing up the military is enough for them.
At least that is what the OLD battle axe tells them when they have to go to the dungeon in Kennebunkport. The grizzled old beast thinks the fact her husband screwed the Shia in Iraq in 1991, and Georgie has destroyed the entire country is enough Bush family contributions for the present time.
Follow his example of destroying your brain cells to destroy those memories.
As for hiding from combat just like daddy, well they think that they are entitled after all daddy leads the military, one Bush screwing up the military is enough for them.
At least that is what the OLD battle axe tells them when they have to go to the dungeon in Kennebunkport. The grizzled old beast thinks the fact her husband screwed the Shia in Iraq in 1991, and Georgie has destroyed the entire country is enough Bush family contributions for the present time.
Bush can't help being a mommas boy after all who helped Bush lose his virginity?
After daddy went off screwing his near sighted mistress, momma had to have someone to get her over the stress of being married to a moron.
Georgies little darlings can't wait for the next invasion of a country who has done nothing to warrant an attack.
That means one more reason to party, one more reason to drink to forget the plastic breasted bimbo that they had to suck milk from in their youth.
After daddy went off screwing his near sighted mistress, momma had to have someone to get her over the stress of being married to a moron.
Georgies little darlings can't wait for the next invasion of a country who has done nothing to warrant an attack.
That means one more reason to party, one more reason to drink to forget the plastic breasted bimbo that they had to suck milk from in their youth.
It wasn't milk Larry, at least the chemists have found little milk in her toxic cocktail Pickles brewed with all the booze and pills living with a man who puked on her daily, and a grizzled old bag telling her that pickles was lucky she got Georgie.
Pickles has her own bad memories to chemically escape from, and the Bush family provided the vast majority of them.
No the twin demons started drinking early with the alcohol that passed through mummy's with meals.
Drinking from a cheap plastic cup is so comforting for them, but they do not know why.
Pickles has her own bad memories to chemically escape from, and the Bush family provided the vast majority of them.
No the twin demons started drinking early with the alcohol that passed through mummy's with meals.
Drinking from a cheap plastic cup is so comforting for them, but they do not know why.
Maybe momma chose Pickles for Georgie because Pickles would stay so stoned and impotent that momma could still have her baby boy and Georgie could experiment with dried up old hags and buck tooth lizards.
Its a good thing Georgie didn't inpregnate buck tooth Condi with the twins.
It would be awfully hard to suck that bottle with certain teeth longer than the nose.
It would be awfully hard to suck that bottle with certain teeth longer than the nose.
Larry you can't impregnate somebody who is doing YOU with a strap on.
Geronimo as he remembered did the same, Bush's skull and bones buddies are sworn to secrecy to what really happened, but Condi goes around the world looking for a strap on that resembles the one Georgie fondly remembers.
He does not know it was a power drill not a strap on they used on his as.
Geronimo as he remembered did the same, Bush's skull and bones buddies are sworn to secrecy to what really happened, but Condi goes around the world looking for a strap on that resembles the one Georgie fondly remembers.
He does not know it was a power drill not a strap on they used on his as.
Bush probably loved the initiation into his special club.
His fellow Skull and Boners gave him the rod and spoiled the child.
His fellow Skull and Boners gave him the rod and spoiled the child.
Bush remembers it as the most loving experience of his life up to that point.
That is why he is so desperate to relive those sweet times with Condi.
That is why he is so desperate to relive those sweet times with Condi.
I bet Condi dresses up like a school marm and Georgie wears his Roy Rogers jammies, so Condi can spank the dear boy for misbehaving.
Thats probably the only spanking the idiot ever got.
Thats probably the only spanking the idiot ever got.
Naw Larry I'm sure there are some things that haunt Jeb.......that have nothing to do with the grizzled old beast. After daddy initiated Georgie, he had Jeb help him relive that experience.
Maybe thats why daddy started bawling when he was praising his Jebby.
Daddy and Jebby took Georgie to the sexual woodshed in his youth and momma won't let Georgie forget it.
Daddy and Jebby took Georgie to the sexual woodshed in his youth and momma won't let Georgie forget it.
Partly right, daddy initiated both, but only Georgie acted like it was a reason for life.
Jeb was supposed to be the legacy, but he was sent to the wrong state. as punishment for marring outside his race, and embarrassing the family.
Georgie just drank and snorted coke, but Jeb embarrassed the family, so they originally gave him the hard state to win. Too bad poppy realized that Georgie had the true recessive genes of the boys too late. Georgie cried like a baby when he realized he had spent his whole life screwing the country to get a dynasty started and his first born was a inbred reject at the start and the Bush's did not have to go through ten generations like the British monarchy does to get such a recessive loser.
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Georgie acts like the end of several generations of inbreeding, but he did it with booze and coke in one generation. Bush just realized that a couple of decades too late.
Jeb was supposed to be the legacy, but he was sent to the wrong state. as punishment for marring outside his race, and embarrassing the family.
Georgie just drank and snorted coke, but Jeb embarrassed the family, so they originally gave him the hard state to win. Too bad poppy realized that Georgie had the true recessive genes of the boys too late. Georgie cried like a baby when he realized he had spent his whole life screwing the country to get a dynasty started and his first born was a inbred reject at the start and the Bush's did not have to go through ten generations like the British monarchy does to get such a recessive loser.
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Georgie acts like the end of several generations of inbreeding, but he did it with booze and coke in one generation. Bush just realized that a couple of decades too late.
Shoot! I'm sorry I've missed the party! But I'm happy I peeked in at AB today and discovered your blog. Funneeee stuff.
# posted by : 12/30/2006 02:38:00 AM
: 12/30/2006 02:38:00 AM
Georgie is really like the old dame that soiled her loins to have one of many demon seeds.
Both are filled with arrogance and hate. Both are licking their way to a life of sexual inadequacy and bloated drums.
Daddy and Jebby are the sowers of oats that had the wrong manure spread over its table of color.
Daddy would never touch a color of a different world and Jebby has clutched every color but his own.
Both are filled with arrogance and hate. Both are licking their way to a life of sexual inadequacy and bloated drums.
Daddy and Jebby are the sowers of oats that had the wrong manure spread over its table of color.
Daddy would never touch a color of a different world and Jebby has clutched every color but his own.
Mirth:
There is always something to talk about when the leaker of free love is also the idiot in chief.
There is always something to talk about when the leaker of free love is also the idiot in chief.
Well the Bush family seems to do in a generation or two what it takes the British ten or more to accomplish, a totally recessive dunce as a prodigy, who says we Americans are not efficient?
You guys are too much! Freaking hysterical!!!
Let's have another party today when I get back from working my fingers to the bone. Okay?
Love you all!!
Let's have another party today when I get back from working my fingers to the bone. Okay?
Love you all!!
Condomsqueezer Rice IS the apple of Dorkbya's eye, and his most ardent partner in under-desk fellatio gymnastics.
Frequent interruptions by Cheney, whose rectum is second only to a well-greased orifice at the Washington Zoo's primate enclosure, is responsible for the dear lady's corrupt bridgework; the result of many hasty withdrawals by Coke-Monkey in the hopes of preventing a jealous altercation between said toadies.
Perhaps, after Duh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-bya has passed on to the Bush family poppy (plant version) plantation, the Condomizer can return her Saran Wrap to the kitchen and use it for cooking, instead!
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Frequent interruptions by Cheney, whose rectum is second only to a well-greased orifice at the Washington Zoo's primate enclosure, is responsible for the dear lady's corrupt bridgework; the result of many hasty withdrawals by Coke-Monkey in the hopes of preventing a jealous altercation between said toadies.
Perhaps, after Duh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-bya has passed on to the Bush family poppy (plant version) plantation, the Condomizer can return her Saran Wrap to the kitchen and use it for cooking, instead!
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