White Noise Insanity

My son and I moved to Durham a few years ago and I always joke that all my friends in the town work at the variety store, so I stop in there this afternoon before heading out to go the grocery store to get our holiday treats and find my friend Janet dressed up behind the counter as Mrs. Santa Claus! Freaking hysterical. So here she is:



I said to her, "Give me a sexy pose!", after she went back behind the counter to wait on customers and here's her reaction:



She said, "A sexy pose here in the store?", and I said, "Yes, why don't you go over there and lick the fryer or the pizza oven or something!" [laughter in the store], so instead, she gave me this action:



Perfect!

She and I recently went out shopping to get her a nice dress for New Year's Eve, but she doesn't have a date. Dammit. Okay, if you're in Maine, don't drink and want to go out and have a good time, email me! When she tried on the long red strapless gown with the silver and diamond button between the breasts, I said, "That's the one!", so she will look terrific (she also bought a black one too). I'm going to warn you, however...she is ex-military (Marine, I believe), loves snowmobiles (a Polaris girl) and George Bush (I've tried to change this fact but it's not going to happen, so keep that in mind when you're on your date), and could probably drink you under the table....if she hadn't quit drinking a year or so ago. LOL Despite this, she is a wonderful egg. She needs someone to see her true beauty within and treat her right. ;-)