White Noise Insanity

The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language defines heartfelt as being deeply or sincerely felt, earnest. It is simply stating what is truly in ones heart conveyed either verbally or in written form.

In past past postings, many have often been critical of the Bush women and the public display of their many faults.

I like many have criticized Laura Bush, her twin daughters, Harriet Miers and most often Condi Rice. We have openly remarked about their looks, drinking and pary habits, and the fact that some appear in love with George W Bush.

As we are into the second day of the new year I would like to issue a heartfelt tribute to the one we have lambasted the most. So thus this is for you Condi.

Condi Rice has long been involved in various forms with the Bush men over the years. She once was the Soviet and East European advisor for the elder President Bush. It was there that she met her accomplished equal.

Condi has been the National Security Advisor and now Secretary of State for the current Bush. Condi has been the advisor to Bush on the war on terror, of which she has long held the Bush philosophy.

Condi has yet to log any real foreign policy achievements in spite of her long term involvement in the foreign policy area. Condi hasn't any real professional accomplishments at all.

Condi has been by the side day and night of the current leader in training and she often spends days of her foreign policy trips in the various shopping plazas of the world.

Condi reportedly has never married in spite of her long time interest in a failed oil man turned failed politician turned failed human being.

Condi spends her holidays and vacations at the side of her idol George W Bush. Condi has even openly remarked the she is Bush's other wife.

Condi has become a wealthy women from the government as well as private payrolls of certain elitist in power. Condi has become wealthy in spite of her dismal resume.

Condi has yet to have her bridge work started much less completed. She has yet to spend the government insurance dollars to have her dentures straightened, or the gap between her front teeth filled.

Condi is a high maintenance lover of two things. Bush and power. Condi has a secret although obvious desire to replace lame duck Laura as the next Mrs Bush. Condi would naw her way through an oak tree to get close to her man.

Condi longs to help her man continue the successful process of raising the twin darlings of the Bush regime. Condi's Vampyra image seems fit for the twins lifestyle.

Condi has no foreign policy accomplishments to date, nor does she have a plan to end the mess in Iraq that she help create and articulate. Condi has no plans or idea how to fix her hair.

Condi is a failure in the foreign policy field, she is a failure in the public arena of credibility, and she is a failure in the art of unrequieted love. Condi is a failure in her stone faced life.

I was delighted to learn from Glenda at the Peace Train blog that I am not the only one who has issued a tribute to Condi. Others have noticed her Vampyra traits as well.

Myspace has a Condi page that is well worth the read of her true personality. This page lists all her many admirers in the friends section. It also has her nickname that most are unaware of.

So Vampyra this heartfelt tribute is for you and I like most Americans hope you get your dream man and all that comes with him.

Can you think of a more compatible couple than Vampyra and Beetle Bush?